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me when i first joined tumblr

me: what how can this person reply to a reply?
how did they get that theme? it wasn't on the list of themes. they must be a wizard.
wow that person just got their 50th follower they are so tumblr famous wow
wow that was weird that fanfic had a sex scene i hope i never see that again
oh my god i messaged this person with how much i love their blog and they replied with a thank you and a smiley face, look at me making friends on tumblr already
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saschaeatsteeth:

oops I’m crying now jfc what is my DEAL
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youjustinspiredme:

Dear everyone who doubted money grew on trees sincerely you never saw this: O_OFollow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriendHe wants to be nice to them and make them famous  He is choosing out of only new followers
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heytheremr-brooks replied to your photo: Ex boyfriend’s penis. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIVE…

I’m scarred for life…

Pre-fucking-sicely.

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Ex boyfriend’s penis.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIVE IN LEXINGTON
THIS IS TIC TACK. c;
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